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Operation Zionist Scapegoat, Phase III

Operation Zionist ScapeGoat Facility bombed! Confederate Yankee has the scoop:

Lebanese civil defense rescuers, try to remove two blanket-wrapped bodies, found trapped under debris and concrete of the destroyed buildings, attacked late Monday by Israeli airstrike, in the southern Beirut suburb of Chiah, Lebanon, Tuesday Aug. 8, 2006. The raid on the Muslim southern suburb next to a Christian neighborhood killed at least 15 people, police officials said. (AP Photo/Hussein Malla)

The bodies were found already wrapped in blankets under the debris of the building.

I'm trying to think of rational reasons that Lebanese would keep pre-packaged corpses in their homes, and I'm coming up with nothing. Nada. Zip.

One irrational explanation is that some bodies are being saved by Hezbollah to use in photo ops at a later date, and that the Hezbollah Body Shop (for lack of a better term) got hit, and buried those that should already have been buried.

Apparently, no one has notified Confederate Yankee of the internal operations of Operation Zionist Scapegoat. Phase 3 was planned for Chiah; unfortunately, the operatives tasked with positioning and unwrapping the bodies were detained by the despicable "Muslims for Moses" proselytization group. Rumors of an internal reorganization of the OZS field office are denied with no comment by Hizb'allah press agent Lin Noueihid.

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