Ashton Kutcher for Secretary General!
Maybe you’re all tired of hearing about how horrible the UN is, and how corrupt, inept, and anti-Semitic Kofi Annan is. (Frankly, I’m tired of hearing it, and wish it wasn’t so). AbbaGav has a proposal which I’m going to second:
Ashton Kutcher could run the UN and it would at least be only inefficient.
So here it is: Grassroots campaign to advocate for Ashton Kutcher as Secretary General. Is he qualified?
As Michael Kelso in That ‘70s Show, he’s learned to put up with codependent relationships; and that opening your mouth just to hear the sound of your own voice isn’t going to earn your brownie points.
As the Tivo addict in Robot Chicken, he’s certainly learned what can happen if you watch too much television. Maybe he could apply that to journalists embedded with terrorists.
In The Butterfly Effect, he’s hopefully learned that even small changes can have great and catastrophic consequences. And that something that keeps screwing up the world should be dealt with appropriately.
In short, he's got some life lessons that the UN could use. Ashton Kutcher for Secretary General!
